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The search is a little quirky, so being creative helps.
For example, a search for slumber party night will find ANY ONE of the words, while "slumber party night" (in quotes) will only find the exact phrase and I don't always use the complete phrase and sometimes I abbreviate it to SPN.
Therefore, a search for slumber spn with no quotes should find every post that mentions our little ritual.

  • the day my relationship with Terra changed

    It’s fun and even useful to have a personal site that archives all my social media updates – Twitter, Flickr, Facebook and such – and then is searchable so I can go back and see things in the past.

    Yesterday, I came across something interesting.

    See, Terra and I were friends for a long time before we became . . . → Read More: the day my relationship with Terra changed

  • Oaty Veggie Meatloaf – a recipe to perfect

    So, I start with 2 or 3 pounds of whatever ground meat…
    Then I add lots of oats and finely diced (we’re talking relish) onions and peppers until it looks right – But it’s ALOT – maybe a fourth of the total mixture and I always wish I’d added more. I don’t ever measure so I’m . . . → Read More: Oaty Veggie Meatloaf – a recipe to perfect

  • 2009 Movies

    #=my first time, &=her first time
    *=spn, @=psp
    t=with terra, m=with mom, w=with wesley

    *t…Raising Arizona
    t&…A Scanner Darkly
    mt…The Family Stone
    t*…Better Off Dead
    &*t…Mixed Nuts
    t&#…Millions
    t&#*…Christmas Vacation
    : : : : : : : : : : : : : DECEMBER : : : : : : : : : : : :
    t&…Planes, Trains and Automobiles
    twm…Pieces of April
    #t…The Family Stone
    #tw…Bring It On
    twm…Up
    t&…The Godfather, . . . → Read More: 2009 Movies

  • 2010 Movies

    *=SPN %=PSP $=cinema +=bedroom
    B=Blu-ray N=NetflixIW V_=Vudu(x/h/s)
    t/T = with terra / her first time
    m/M = mom, w/W = wesley
    C = my first time

    *T…It’s A Wonderful Life
    tB…Fargo
    tB…Boogie Nights
    …Primer (my new dvd)
    *t…Christmas Vacation
    VxWt…Edward Scissorhands (first Vudu)
    t…The Royal Tenenbaums
    t…The Family Stone
    Nt*…Funny Farm
    NCT*…Black Christmas (1974)
    Bt…Crash
    W…Scrooged
    TB…Eyes Wide Shut
    t*…Mixed Nuts
    : : . . . → Read More: 2010 Movies

  • A quick rant on why I am so against a Blade Runner franchise

    This is a comment I posted on Facebook that I’ll lazily paste here, rather than write an expansion.
    I began by posting this to Twitter: “Building a franchise around Blade Runner is like building an amusement park around The Smithsonian.”

    And then, here is what I followed up with on Facebook…

    It’s what I’ve seen happen to Alien.
    The franchise . . . → Read More: A quick rant on why I am so against a Blade Runner franchise

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December 16, 2007

Fw: The Phone

The Phone

A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he
bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start
by working his way across the USA from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a
golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”.
The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven
and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man thanked the priest and
went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same
golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same
kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose
was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he
could talk to God. “O.K., thank you,” said the man.

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and
New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
“$10,000 per call” sign under it. The man, upon leaving New York decided to
travel out west to see if western states had the same phone.

He arrived in New Mexico, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “40 cents per
call.” The man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. “Father,
I’ve traveled all over America and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in
many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the east
and south the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?” The
priest smiled and answered, “You’re in New Mexico now, son – it’s a local
call”.


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