- It took all summer to teach him how to wash his own hair, but my son is right now taking his first unassisted bath of his life. 16:02:22, 2015-08-09
- AGAIN!? Would have won if not for TWO OBs on 18. Still, my best score at Rosie. Ever. #abq #discgolf http://t.co/hOVArVCSif 17:23:10, 2015-08-10
- After our game at Rosie today – Wesley's last. He's been a great score keeper for us all summer. #abq #discgolf http://t.co/bFDqEmyvzW 20:17:50, 2015-08-10
- Really? https://t.co/ANRXUxfwVV 19:24:07, 2015-08-11
- I hate when my phone makes a sound right after I get in the shower. I feel the need to hurry so I can get out and find out what it is. 15:30:48, 2015-08-12
- Oh dear, we've done it again. This time we did a 70s comedy triple – The Out-of-Towners, The In-Laws (NOT the remakes), and What's Up, Doc? 19:25:55, 2015-08-14
- RT @RationalWiki: Cracked: 5 Stories That Should Make The Anti-Vax Movement Worry http://t.co/AekqSE8rMX 20:59:31, 2015-08-14
- Almost done with Breaking Bad. Been watching a few eps here and there for over a year. These final episodes are giving me chest pains. 19:56:11, 2015-08-15
- RT @GoogleFacts: Symbols such as "!#@%" that are used to indicate swearing in comic strips are called grawlix. 20:40:15, 2015-08-15